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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on That being said. ya like cars?
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50 Cool Ways to Say No To Weed! Are you kidding me? Grow up! Ganja is for goons, no thanks. Get a job, you hippie wastoid. No thanks, I’m a good person. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. Grass is crass, also gross! No! Uhhh… no thanks loser! Get away from me, THC addict. Yeah right, I’m way too smart. Let me think…No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. Back off, bucko. You’re bad. I would rather not, okay? Injecting weed is for dummies. I will never do one toke. Absolutely not, I love myself. Get a grip you sativa snorter! Bugger off, you bong addict! I will use my taser on you. What do I look like? A failure? Nah, bongs are wrong. No way! Hemp is horrible. I’d rather not be a cannibal. I don’t think so, I’m nice. I was raised right, I won’t light. I’d like to keep my job, thanks. You wish, pot junker! Back off! I’m calling the Coast Guard! No tokes for me, I’m cool. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! No, I’m as clean as a whistle. That’s a death “roach”
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