I am so sorry I miss you so much please take me back I haven't left my bed for 3 months now jennifer you were my everything i cannot go on without you please i haven't even fed the dog since you left me it's been real lonely without you i haven't been able to brag about having sex online please just come back i will stop flirting with virtual chatbots i promise you i won't ask you do to **** on my chest again that was just a joke i found on reddit and it had a lot of upvotes so i thought it would be funny like all the other very funny posts on reddit i'm sorry you don't get it you were never really the funny type anyway i'm over you fuck you