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Discog:
KUTTER B/W PORKY$ (Columbus Discount) 7''
CA$$ETTE TAPE (self released, contains RARES, might NOT even play correctly
ALTAMONT 1969 B/W BEIRUT 1983 (Columbus Discount) 7''
$$KUM OF THE EARTH (Columbus Discount) LP
$$KUM OF THE EARTH AU$ PRESSING (Negative Guest List) LP
CUT THE MUSIC (I'M THE NIGHT $TALKER) B/W RAZOR (12xu) 7''
Review from Terminal Boredom:
Unholy Two “Cut the Music” 7”
Unholy Two return to our turntables for the first time since they ruined hundreds of needles with ‘$kum of the Earth’ a year or so back. No longer the hottest faction on the Midwest indie circuit, they’ve been picked up by a major fed (the 12XU offshoot of Matadog) and impress greatly here with a double-sided theme platter of sorts. “Cut the Music (I’m the Nightstalker)” is shot out of a cannon directly at yr skull to kick this shit off, and it’s as close as I've heard a band come to the palpable music-as-violence I’ve really only known Unsane to pull off before. I’ve been told the band is utilizing a three-guitar line-up these days (Freebird rule applies), and it sounds every bit like it. The feedback is thick enough to touch, the drums pound you with kidney shots so forceful that you’ll be pissing blood if you listen to this one too many times in a row, and the vocals are total satanic venom. Richard Ramirez was a vile fuck who supposedly scooped one of his victim’s eyes out with a spoon. Guess what the Unholy Two want to do to you… B-Side pays tribute to perhaps the greatest wrestler of all-time to never actually hold a major title strap in his day (although he will be forever remembered as one of the greatest Intercontinental champions of all time), Scott “Razor Ramon” Hall. Big and squelchy repeat-o-riff gets fed into the meatgrinder and ground chuck comes out of your speakers. Strangulated vox cut a promo on you (yes, you!) while guitars spit feedback at each other and the song melts down into a heap of smoking amps and flesh. Drummer’s (Garvin) stomp is again relentless throughout and keeps the action in the ring as best as he can before it turns into a free-for-all. Quite possibly the most dangerous band at large in Middle America right now, and I’m not quite that you ham-n-eggers out there are ready for this shit yet. For heavyweights only, and highly recommended if you like riffs and volume.(RK)
(12XU)
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