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BeingofEvil
shared due to the generosity of the versionfiv journal: https://www.levykauppax.fi/merch/burzum/black_metal/#921915
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womanlover1
I heard these guys are Nazis and Kanye likes them so I’m gonna check them out. Thanks ye
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BeingofEvil
Being in the closet himself, Varg killed Euro to prevent their little secret from being revealed. He put himself at Euro disposal to print and promote his garbage recordings; he offered his own body as payment. Problems arose when Euro began to exhibit his sadistic tendencies. Being blatantly manhandled was too much for the inexperienced and sensitive Kristian to bear. Later on, he feigned to be straight out of insecurity. He went too far by brainwashing his autistic wife so that their children could serve as a solid excuse to refute accusations that he had traumatic experiences due to abuse by his black metal mentor. Not risking rejection that he had betrayed the principles of his white supremacist adherents, either. Sadly, we are not gullible enough to fall for his falsehoods, as social pressure often forces gay men to give up their orientation, in order to appease societal expectations they are supposed to get married and have kids. Varg, in this case, is no exception.
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BeingofEvil
His early career photo sessions show a feminized, delicate, androgynous, shy, and emotional individual who, at that particular point in his life, needed a strong father figure. And Euro filled that gape.
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brootaljared
I was a gay retarded disabled communist black Jewish trans woman until I heard Filosofem and now I'm a Nordic blonde haired blue eyed pagan survivalist Chad with 10 kids!
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setitaIIablaze
Well, talk about a transformation! Sounds like Filosofem has more power than a Marvel superhero origin story. I wonder if they're recruiting for their new Nordic pagan survivalist squad. Ten kids and counting, you're practically a one-person Viking invasion!
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snakespaceship
what if burzum was called furzum and instead of making black metal he was freaky and sucked paws
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snakespaceship
what if burzum was called beerzum and instead of making black metal he was an alcoholic
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gymnorhina
No, it's official: https://burzum.org/eng/discography/official/2024_the_land_of_thule.shtml
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BleedBaudelaire
I actually randomly spoke to Varg about this after a local black metal concert in Denmark back in 2012. ; he said that Euronymous' insides were tender and intricate, especially his brains after a knife wound.
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comradedelusion
i decided to check out what nazi people were drooling over - and, well, this is garbage. absolute horseshit. 25 minutes of the same noise, be serious. i guess nazis don't have taste unless it's authoritarian boots.
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DemonicTutor
"Anarcho-primitivist", is that LARP-speech for 'nazitard with low sanitation standards'?
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Knauf88
You like Burzum? Their early work was a little raw for my taste. But when Filosofem came out in '95, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Ulver, but I think Burzum has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In 2011, Burzum released this; Fallen!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Jeg Faller". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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melee-
You're fucking shitting me right? Det Som Engang Var is a fucking piece of high art and if I could slaughter all life just to make sure that that record survives the inevitable collapse of the universe and entropy, by God I would. The guitar solo to "Key to the Gate" is an absolute masterpiece of restrained simplicity, while perfectly elicting emotions of one man's passion and lack of destiny or purpose in life. That album is ART and you should kneel to it. Varg was a lonely, lost, anguished soul, and he put those qualities in Det Som Engang Var. No BM tops that album, it is a fucking MASTERPIECE that perfectly speaks to the futility and torment of our lives, and nothing, NOTHING will ever come CLOSE to the sheer beauty and understanding of the human phenomenon that that album has. You just don't understand it yet, and instead of applying your mind and realizing how important that piece of SHEER ART, is, your mind flees at the first sign of challenge. Pathetic.
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SOOZEEPOOZEE
i want to impregnate varg so bad. i want him to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. that beautiful, radiant white angel. like a goddess, having come down to earth to cleanse us of our sins. varg is beyond divine. i can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever i see his beautiful figure. i yearn for him in a way both primal and spiritual. i would commit more war crimes than every president in united states history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from his smooth, creamy skin. i want to listen to his moans as my manhood throbs within him, i want to hear his heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. i want to suckle at his motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from his teat as he gently strokes my raging erection. i would stir his velvety samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. i would let him hit me with his car just to be near him for a brief moment.
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aleutf
I mean what's hilarious is that Varg is a satanist and Tolkien was a Christian, yet our dude admires Tolkien despite the fact he was found guilty of burning a church (possibly several) lol. He's not very coherent with his own beliefs to say the least. Also Tolkien wouldn't approve of national socialism
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coruxanocta
Maybe he only likes the fictional story, it's a possibility. I mean if I have to agree with the ideology and lifestyles of the people who wrote all the books I read then I shouldn't read at all.
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bentbixion
Varg makes albums so people can play it, and you actually hear it. Y’know, driving your car you hear another car playing it. Go to the barber shop, you hear them playing it. Y’know, turn the radio on, and you hear them playing it. It's playing everywhere, it's called great music. It's called albums that you actually hear the songs. Not no mysterious shit, and you never hear it.
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BeingofEvil
Unfortunately, he probably wasn't. Other than clueless, retarded words from homophobic Varg fanbois against the dead man, there is literally no evidence. According to a dude who suspiciously still hates the man as much as if it were when they first met, Euro had sex with women, there are photos of him with girls. Euro stated that if homosexuality according to Christian morals is considered evil, then it's okay to commit sin, which basically means murder is okay because it goes against Christian morality. Assuming Euro was gay, who was his partner? According to Varg, everyone hated Euro, even though he was closest to him. The only candidate who could have been Euro's partner would therefore be Varg, which would also explain why he killed him so emotionally and still talks about it with resentment to this day. In criminology, it is considered "emotional" murder if you kill someone with more than 20 stabs.
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Gagoterapia
Death by a thousand cuts in China was the most homosexual way of killing of all.
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BeingofEvil
You are confusing murder committed in "the heat of passion" with methodological torture. Some remarks about the gory nature of same-sex murder: "Overkill in homosexuals and many lesbians is some form of sadist’s crime. Additionally, multiple stabbings and many other brutal injuries are very common with the victims. Meyer (2000) notes that many homosexual slayers lack a monopoly on violence, and most of their crimes are extremes of overkill and mutilation.", Varg's treatment of Euro was overkill.
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BeingofEvil
In most of the murder cases I've reviewed, there were many stabs, motivated and committed out of affection. Jodi Ann Arias "Murder of Travis Alexander" 27 stabs - Varg 23 stabs, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Travis_Alexander - "Arias testified that she killed him in self-defense", just like Varg, claimed it was in "self-defense", she killed a man because she had an obsessive infatuation with him. That many stabs is emotive kill.
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Chen-is-Chad
Listen all ye Autists and Poseurs, for I hast a prophecy to reveal to thee: The year of our lords (Odin & Gandalf, who are actually real unlike the dude from that Jewish book) Hyperborea shalt thaw and billions and thousands shall clamor at the gates of Agartha, Varg shall stand upon the border wall looking over a crowd of African immigrants with a look of vague disgust, before his face unexpectedly lights up. He shall point yonder into the crowd, singling out a lone man wearing a shirt on which is inscribed the word 'Burzum'; declaring 'This one! Let him in!' And thus Kanye "hooray" West became the first African American Honorary Aryan. Can I get a Pagan Hallelujah?
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vulgusetarceo
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