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I'm Throwing Whole Loaves at Ducks
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42 listeners
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2
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Look at all the fucks I give
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32 listeners
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3
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Ah fuck! I've gone and pissed myself!
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28 listeners
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4
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What an absolutely fuck ton of bullshit life is
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18 listeners
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5
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i've just had explosive diarrhea
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16 listeners
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6
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I hate you and I always piss in your tea
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15 listeners
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7
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Play track
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A pocket full of feces
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13 listeners
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8
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I saw the northern lights and they were in the shape of a big cock
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13 listeners
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9
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I’ve got an itch on my butthole that I just can’t reach
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10 listeners
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10
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A closet full of polyester (and human remains)
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10 listeners
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11
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That mountain is too fucking high
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9 listeners
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12
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Connected by our fart holes
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8 listeners
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13
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I love you, even though your farts smell particularly pungent
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5 listeners
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14
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I wouldn't dislike it if you were to pee on me
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5 listeners
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15
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It was just a scratch (I'm not a public masturbator)
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5 listeners
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16
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Why am I farting out eggs?
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5 listeners
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17
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Look inside my Shitter (Colonoscopy Harmony)
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4 listeners
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18
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Long Nipple Hair
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3 listeners
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19
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Shitting in the shower
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3 listeners
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20
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I've been thinking about that time you said hi to me
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3 listeners
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21
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Time to move (5 Minutes every half hour)
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3 listeners
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22
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Men Moustache Together
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3 listeners
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23
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I don't share my food so keep your fucking hands to yourself
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3 listeners
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24
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Those Are My Fucking Sun Loungers!
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2 listeners
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25
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Who needs roses? When you've got red flags!
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2 listeners
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26
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I love my open plan toilet
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2 listeners
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27
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Oh no, don’t worry baby, they are non contagious sores
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2 listeners
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28
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I gambled on a fart and lost
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2 listeners
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