Lyrics
I've sung some songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game
I got my Catholic shame
Lord, I'm in purgatory
Basically, it's all come on top for me
I wasn't me when we met
You haven't lost my respect
I'm here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity
Keeps leadin' you back to me?
So put your hands across the water, oh mushroom
Monsoon, come soon
Don't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah, I'm a star, but I'll fade
If you ain't stickin' your knives in me
You will be eventually
To all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I'm glad that spendin' a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity
And I can't talk in a crowd
When I'm alone, I'm too loud
You've done your daddies proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to me
So put your hands across the water, oh mushroom
Monsoon, come soon
Oh Lord, I feel nothing
I know much smarter men never got this far
I've got so many regrets
I've smoked too many cigarettes
I've had more blondes than brunettes
I'm not expectin' your sympathy
But it's all been too much for me
So put your hands across the water, oh mushroom
Monsoon, come soon
So put your hands across the water, oh mushroom
Monsoon, come soon
