Lyrics
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean!
Causing a commotion because they are so awesome!
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean!
Pretty big and pretty wide
They'd beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn!
They've got a kick-ass facial horn!
They're the Jedi of the sea!
They'll stop Cthulu eatin ye!
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
(Just don't let them touch your balls)
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
(Inventors of the shish kebab!)
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
(Yea yea yea!)
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
Narwhals!
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean!
Causing a commotion 'cause they are so awesome!
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean!
Causing a commotion 'cause they are so awesome!
Narwhals!
They're really really good!
You'll find them in the sea
They're never in the woods!
Narwhals!
You know they're just so sweet!
They can stab you in the face with their long protruding teeth! Yeah!
It's a tooth
A tooth, tooth baby!
They don't need a dentist
Coz they're washin' it daily!
It's a tooth!
You know it's the truth!
You don't need no more proof
Coz I'm telling you it's a tooth!