Lyrics
This is the Central Scrutinizer again
Hi, it's me again
The Central Scrutinizer
Joe says Lucille has messed his mind up
But was it the girl or was it the music?
As you can see, girls, music, disease, heartbreak, they all go together
Joe found out the hard way, but his troubles were just beginning
His mind was so messed up, he could hardly do nothing
He was in a quandary
Being devoured by the swirling cesspool of his own steaming desires
Eh, the guy was a wreck, so what does he do?
For once, he does something smart
He goes out and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover
At the First, at the P--, he goes out and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover
At the First Church of Appliantology
